Top Ten Reasons to Join NAPC
1. Sing two-part harmonies of hymns at Triennial.
2. Get more friends to add to Christmas card list to make the bulk rate.
3. Opportunity to collect church newsletters from every state in the USA.
4. To make grown men swoon at weddings when clergy turns out to a woman.
5. Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! (curse) Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!
6. Go to exciting places... San Francisco! Atlanta! Kansas City!
7. Guilt-free desserts -- especially chococlate -- at Triennial.
8. Latest fashion news - pulpit attire that fits! Designed for the women of every shape and size!
9. Every 3 years you get to attend our fabulous slumber party, sleep-over, lock-in or whatever youth groups do.
10. NAPC Membership card is handy when pulled over by the local police.